Vampires and money

I’ve been meaning to write about this subject for some time now, but life has gotten in the way.


When someone is turned to a vampire, however the process I think we can all agree on the fact that it turns the now-vampire’s head upside down. It’s a time of turmoil and bloodlust. A time when you know you will live forever. Start to kill humans to stay alive. A time to renew you’re whole wardrobe and also get new friends.

Now another fact that I think you we can agree on. A vampire is never poor.

In some cases the vampire lives in a crypt, but almost always s/he is surrounded by ancient valuables. More likely the vampire owns a mansion or a castle, where he/she lives.

No my to my question. How is it, that in a time of turmoil and lust for blood a vampire start’s investing in the future? Does vampireism come with a heightened sense of economics together with sun-allergies?

Possible solution could be:
* Accidentally leaves money in savings account and remembers later.
* Steals everything of value from it’s victims.
* Low “living” cost’s
* A secret hidden trust fund

If you can think of more, please share!

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